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As it stands, I owe the government, the bank + my mum…
Breaking this down, that’s
£70 for a parking fine for parking in the area that I have a fucking parking permit for. I need to pay this like asap rocky before it goes up to £120 lol
£1,496.46 to the bank, to whom I owe my whole life, heart and soul (overdrafts are scary things). This needs to be GONE by June next year hahaha and I am trying to pay into this monthly and I will be putting all my Christmas money into this too (thank you grandpa I anticipate your cheque in the post please please please please please) but yeah if I don’t pay it off I’m gonna have to deepen my debt to my mum. Speaking of-
£335 to my mum for paying my debt to the stupid scary bailiffs the council sent after me for tax they didn’t bother to tell me about until a year later after it had incurred fees lol + the parking permit I paid for that the government are accusing me of not paying for. My mum will let me pay this back in time but I also don’t want to be a burden to her
£993.60 to the government for not taking the right amount of tax off my payslips and then giving it to me in one big lump sum like a cunt <3 If I don’t pay this back before April they’re gonna increase the tax on my income by £82.80 pcm for a year. So like not urgent, but I would also not like to be poor next year bc that would kinda suck, so if I can at least get it to go down a bit that would be brill
And I am prepared to work my arse off to rid myself of this debt. So please, remember what our wise friend Tesco once said, “Every little helps,” and commission me thank you love you so much have a nice day <3 <3 <3
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